I usually do these on Monday nights but for some reason I felt like posting one tonight on Sunday night just to change it it up a bit. I might post another tomorrow so if you have a witty status you’ve been saving for Monday by all means please post it tomorrow. Thanks…you’re very nice….
I like to quote movies, TV shows, and random drunken dry waller’s. Why? Well, because it makes my heart merry and a merry heart is like medicine, or crack, depending on who you ask. Some of my favorite quotable’s are from the movie Dumb and Dumber, followed by The Princess Bride… which, by the way, is nowhere near as queer as it sounds, so back off! You don’t know me! I also like hearing good quotes from shows like Seinfield and Family Guy. I am not good with these shows and their quotes, but they are funny when you hear them come from someone so that gives a good impression.