I like to eat. I will eat a lot of things but never a credit card. Who does that? A stupid machine that’s who, a dirty bastard of a machine. If someone has actually decided to eat your ATM (or credit or debit) card for lunch then this article may not be much help to you. BUT if they decided to eat your credit card for dinner on the other hand, then you’re in luck! Seriously though, if a machine has eaten your credit or debit card (for any meal) then you should listen up.