Recently while painting someone else’s house I observed several key observances and in my observations I thought to bring them to you.
Here we are, yet another talent that will set you apart from other men, much like cutting down a tree. This is where we separate the sheep from the goats, puppies from the dogs, the crab-grass from the blue-grass.
Maybe you are unsure of what I am talking about. I don‚Äôt want to offend any of you into thinking I am sexist and that you cannot just as easily work for a woman. Also, I do not mean that you work for ‚Äúthe man‚Äù as in ‚ÄúYeah, my boss is ‚Äòthe man!‚Äô, ‚Äòthe dude!‚Äô, ‚Äòthe best!‚Äô‚Äù. No, I mean, working for ‚Äúthe man‚Äù and wanting to stick it to him.
As men, there are few things that make us look more manly. The list is small, but you can count on one thing, cutting down a tree is in the top three things, right above splitting wood and just below fighting back a would be assailant. Cutting down a tree is a huge undertaking and…
My name is Asher Lev. Actually that ºs my band ºs name, stolen from this novel called My Name Is Asher Lev. I write songs and play concerts. Once every few years, I release an album of songs I ºve shaped and re-shaped in my studio, that I ºve trashed and resurrected, obsessed over and grown to hate–that I believe merit people ºs ear time.
A reactionary piece that inspires reminiscent thoughts of time past, wouldn‚Äôt you join me for a trip down memory lane?‚Ä¶ As we find something from the past to give us a little pick me up.
I‚Äôm not so audacious as to suppose that I could tell you how to better do your job. I do however believe that I could tell you how to better not do your job. You see, a lot of people think being lazy is easy. Well, that‚Äôs because it is. However, being lazy and simultaneously convincing others that you‚Äôre not is an art that few truly take the time to perfect. Follow these guidelines and I assure you, you‚Äôll be not doing your job better than ever.