As editors and shyness researchers for What To Do About, we can only speculate. To be honest, we‚Äôre not certain what your problem is, BUT we‚Äôre going to do our best to spot it and loudly exclaim, ‚ÄúThat‚Äôs it! That‚Äôs your god-forsaken problem! Look at you!‚Äù ‚Ä¶So don‚Äôt cry, keep reading. We think there are a few conceivable remedies to your shyness.
Honestly! Throw them away!! Are we really even going to talk about this? Is there some problem with your wiping skills? You know what I am?‚Ä¶done‚Ä¶ this is gross and I don‚Äôt have the patience. Underwear stains? Are you kidding? This must be some kind of a joke.
I don‚Äôt know about you but most nights here end in a pile of puke from the night before. If you can‚Äôt get with that, what can you get with? I feel pretty good about it. Most people get headaches when they are hung over, but I don‚Äôt because I take a shot with my breakfast. Genius, I know. What about that whole drinking and driving thing‚Ä¶ hmmm?
In the words of Homer Simpson ‚Äúaaahhh organized crime‚Äô‚Äô. I feel a bit bashful in sharing about this subject with you‚Ä¶ but I am letting it all out.