I need some help in this area. Maybe that‚Äôs because I don‚Äôt care, and I don‚Äôt care because I need help. So what do I do? Maybe I should buy something for my wife, but what if I don‚Äôt have any money? Should I do something romantic for her? But what if she isn‚Äôt romantically inclined? Or how about we just hang out together for the evening and gaze into each others eyes as the fire lights up the room. Then what about the kids? They want attention too and you can‚Äôt get too romantic in front of them. Trust me it leads to questions you don‚Äôt want to answer. So the remedy is‚Ä¶ are you ready for it?
Buy her some organic dark chocolate, give a piece to the kids then put them to bed early. Then you give your bride a nice back or foot rub and go straight to bed. Why? Because you don‚Äôt want to assume, well‚Ä¶ you know.
Girls – just be nice and do something sweet for your husband or boyfriend with no expectations.
Guys – just be nice and do something sweet for your wife or girlfriend with no expectations. Besides, nothing says loving like a good nights sleep‚Ä¶ especially with quiet kids, a loose back, and a tummy full of chocolate!
Remember, don‚Äôt buy your girl flowers, buy her a burial plot and other people will bring the flowers.
Remember, flowers fade and die, but a tree is for hugging.
Remember to get your sugar some sugar cause daddy‚Äôs got a sweet tooth tonight.
For you singles out there, just go up to someone and say: ‚ÄúHow much does a polar bear weigh?‚Äù Then say, ‚ÄúEnough to break the ice, Hi I‚Äôm _______.‚Äù