Applying for jobs gets old real quick. I have been applying to lots of jobs lately and also not so

It was a nice day. The sky was blue and the air was just starting to percolate with that humidity

My name is Asher Lev. Actually that ºs my band ºs name, stolen from this novel called My Name Is Asher Lev. I write songs and play concerts. Once every few years, I release an album of songs I ºve shaped and re-shaped in my studio, that I ºve trashed and resurrected, obsessed over and grown to hate–that I believe merit people ºs ear time

I’m not so audacious as to suppose that I could tell you how to better do your job. I do however believe that I could tell you how to better not do your job. You see, a lot of people think being lazy is easy. Well, that’s because it is. However, being lazy and simultaneously convincing others that you’re not is an art that few truly take the time to perfect. Follow these guidelines and I assure you, you’ll be not doing your job better than ever