As you may know, I like to keep the electric bill as low as possible, for as long as possible.

Well it happened, I let her out! The wife is in Ohio for 4 days, 4 of the longest days of my life! I mean that in the most sincere way possible. I mean without her I smell bad ( dirty clothes), go hungry (I can’t flip my own eggs), I can’t sleep (because the bed is cold!)

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and very unpopular with the ladies. You know you work really hard to do the right things in life… a good job, good girl, good friends, and good Lord who has time for sleep

The first question is, did you set the alarm? To which you might reply, “No. No, I have no problems with sleeping all day.” Or “Yes, what happened! It’s after lunch! Now, I have to think faster and run faster and prioritize the to-do list, which will be woefully incomplete.”