Friends can be like hemorrhoids… they are great when you are just standing around, then you go to sit down and relax, that’s when they can be a real pain in the, well… you know

I love making new friends, especially since I left most of my friends in my hometown. New friends are good because you have a clean slate to work with. You can set up different friends for different things

Some say revenge is a dish best served cold. Others say you should be the better man and let it go. I go by the philosophy of “do unto others as you would have them do unto you”. In my case, my car has been smashed into, furniture has been turned upside down… even the water fountain in the front of my house has been urinated in

Oh the joy and pleasure that comes at the expense of others. I do believe that is why God gave us friends, to humiliate them at opportune times… ok maybe not. I must say however that it brings much joy to me