It’s back! Yes I know you missed reading my regular Top 10 Facebook Statuses post. Woot!

Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below.

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1.) “Supporting Blink 182″ – (I think they get plenty of support already…unless you mean breast support of course.)
2.) “Just thought about something… If LeBron quit in the playoffs, why did they want to resign him at all!? – (Because it’s Cleveland.)
3.) “I’m really hoping we can make it through the night w/o sleep walking!” – (At least if you guys die you most likely won’t know it.)
4.) “De-cluttering my life before they make an episode of Hoarder’s about me! I will document the treasures I find! Let the entertainment begin..” – (If you find a big bag of money it’s mine…not sure how I lost that at your place but trust me, it’s mine.)

5.) “is thankful for supportive friends who do whatever it takes to help me stay grounded ” – (What you got against flying?)
6.) “these peaches from the Farmer’s Market are rockin’ my world right now!” – (Oh peaches!)
7.) “WOOT my friends, woot like you’ve never wooted before!!”
8.) “I loathe you NES for doubling my electric bill this month for no reason except that its july. Classy.” – (You played your Nintendo Entertainment System that much? dang.)

9.) “Oh sweet jesus. After going so long without tv, I’m suddenly angered by the stupidity of all commercials and 96% of programming. Was it always this dumb or did I just now notice?”
10.) “Spend more time in changing yourself and less time trying to change others.”

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1.) “I think I have a crush on my physician.” – (And she’s the only one with the cure.)
2.) “rare are the times you can ask “did you watch it” and everyone knows what you’re talking about.” – (I’m lost, what are you talking about?)
3.) “”I think I have poo stuck in my tummy, I need a doctor” – David Carter, age 4. We prayed and thankfully he felt better!” – (Sometimes all it takes is a little prayer and a push.)

4.) “gettin’ fancy!” – (Here’s your one chance Fancy, don’t let me down.)
5.) “We here at Princess Bride HQ are honored and humbled that we have reached over 500,000 fans on Facebook! We all make one hell of a Brute Squad together. Thank you!” – (We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.)

6.) “if you want to record with Vikings, and you know you do, you should message me. Get ready to have your village pillaged.” – (If Brett Favre is on the album I’m definitely buying it!)
7.) “The squeaky wheel gets the grease.” – (So does the dead chicken after he’s been cooked.)
8.) “My mom just beat up a shoplifter! You rock mom.” – (Maybe your mom rocks because she is The Rock?)
9.) “I just got the best text ever, “Cody is a sexy man beast!” Yeah, best text ever!” – (When did he tell you that?)
10.) “here’s my impression of LOST: “Hey, ooh look at me I’m LOST! Yeah, my ending sucks!”" – (And the ending to this article also sucks.)

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1.) “Dear lawn that I mowed on Friday…why do you look like I need to mow you again, already?!?!” – (Too much drinkin…hiccup.)
2.) “today has become one of the best days of the yr…” – (“Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg…”)
3.) “is proud of our gospel choir who had a great performance this afternoon”

4.) “gets such satisfaction from crossing days off her calendar. TAKE THAT, time.” – (You are such a hoot.)
5.) “the answer is “yes”. – (I just hope the question wasn’t about your sexuality.)
6.) “Nevermind.” (Great album.)
7.) “What do you all think about these recent privacy concerns about Facebook?” – (We don’t think much about privacy when it comes to Facebook statuses.)
8.) Jambalaya!!!

9.) “I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I eat!” – (If you’re a cannibal then you should stop eating altogether. Ain’t no one happy.)
10.) “Forgiveness is not an occasional act. It is a permanent attitude.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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1.) “I outdid myself and tomorrow I hope to outdo myself, thereby I will outdo what I outdid!”) – (Then if the next day you outdo yourself again you will have outdone what you outdid twice!)
2.) “Gonna wright something funny so I can out do what Tim already out did…Or is it out doing?” – (You can’t out do Tim until you learn how to spell write rightly right? Signed: The Wright Brothers)
3.) “The lady’s got pipes.”- (Can I smoke em?)

4.) “my head hurts…” – (It doesn’t even care to think how you might feel?!)
5.) “Fema Fema bo Bema bananna fanna fo Fema…” – (Lots of people in Nashville singing this tune of late.)
6.) “Strep: it’s like childbirth for your throat.” – (And all the phlegm is like the placenta.)
7.) “Will someone give me this week’s winning lotto numbers, I’ll share the winnings!!” – (4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42)

8.) “Had a dream I won 20,000,000 dollars. Also, there was a robot powered by bomb-pops.” – (In my dream they would have been powered by paletas.)
9.) “The mountains are blue on my beer, they must be as cold as the Rockies!” – (That John Denver’s full of dookie-poo man.)
10.) http://www.wearenashville.org

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Yesterdays best Facebook statuses that were used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below.

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1.) “had some of the worst dreams of her life last night.” – (I hope tonight you have some of the best dreams of my life…maybe.)
2.) “Holy allergies, batman. I feel like I need to tuck silica gel packets into my eye sockets.” – (Good idea, if you want to look like this guy:

3.) “Disregard females. Acquire currency.” – (Not a bad thought, but I think it should be: Disregard females. Acquire currency. Then regard females that disregard currency!)
4.) “Fishing for textual goodies that will bust a gut or split a side. I may settle for ones that just tickle.” – (I’d prefer anything that will help keep my six-pack intact.)
5.) “My favorite time to fill up on gas is when there is cold sideways torrential downpour. WITH consistent lightning” – (Totally, sounds like picnic weather!)
6.) “Just saw hundreds of bats flying out of an industrial smokestack in downtown Nashville…epic!” – (I wonder if Batman hides there when he’s not in the Batman building downtown.)

7.) “I have to find $1,000 by friday. Any suggestions?” – (Just write them a couple IOU’s, they’re just as good as real money.)
8.) “I mean, I am a fan of the night. What do you know about that.” – (If you follow this blog you may know what to do about wondering around at night.)
9.) “Displaying proper elevator etiquette is the trickiest part of my morning.” – (But thanks to us, mens restroom etiquette no longer has to be a problem for you.)
10.) “I love it whn I actually go online to chck out whts happenin on Twitter & I get the msg: “Twitter is stressin out rite nw, try again later.”" – (Instead you should visit WhatToDoAbout.com to check out what’s happenin, we never stress out, in fact we are probably too laid back.)

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1.) “bets that in prison everyone’s relationship status is set to “it’s complicated”"
2.) “His ducks aren’t in a row. His ducks have drowned.” – (He could at least get all his dead ducks in a row.)
3.) “To err is human, to arr is pirate.”
4.) “Well I kicked my kid down the steps (on accident) now it’s time to kick an article out for wiggidy wiggidy www.whattodoabout.com” – (Hopefully when he grows up he doesn’t kick you down some steps (on purpose).)
5.) “I was going to put something witty here, then I forgot…” – (People seem to be forgetting this quite often today.)
6.) “Let‚Äôs bring home the bacon & ditch the antibiotics.” – (As long as the bacon wasn’t take from a pig with antibiotics in its system. Can you bring me some free range turkey bacon instead?)
7.) “What To Do About KILLING TANK IF HE DOESN’T STOP BARKING”

8.) “needs to stop playing on facebook and work on my wedding invitation design…” – (Gotta love her priorities, she can’t contain the excitement!)
9.) “Sorry to all our competitors cuz we’re bringing our A-game…” – (Sorry to 75% of our competitors cuz we’re consistently bringing our C+ game!)
10.) “is thankful to know that God provides. He is rarely early, but He is never late.”

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1.) “visiting my happy place.” – (Find a happy place, find a happy place.)
2.) “Not watching Twilight with Charles and Travis right now or anything like that…” – (As someone else suggested, a gay button would come in handy here.)
3.) “someone googled my name yesterday. and it wasn’t me…” – (Everybody reading this search for Rebecca Cicione on google.)
4.) “I can see out and you can see in.” – (You in jail again?)
5.) “One my daffodils bloomed today!!!” – (Was that really facebook status worthy? I think not.)
6.) “Life needs more cupcakes. Make desserts, not war.”

7.) “gravity. Stay the hell away from me.” – (Been nice knowing ya.)
8.) “So apparently we cant take off because they are repairing the wing of our airplane. If I die, please know that I’m grateful for everything.”
9.) “Working on my writing skills for whattodoabout.com” – (There it is in writing folks.)
10.) “Get er done.” – (And we’re done here.)

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Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below.

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1.) “Upon washing all my socks I am left with 1 white and 1 black. I will wear them as a pair & continue to be an example of unity & diversity.” – (Once again, look to the cookie Elaine, look to the cookie!)
2.) “Overheard from 3 yr old upstairs: “This booger is spicy!”" – (At least it’s probably healthier than what most 3 year olds are eating these days. Just sayin’!)
3.) “Just saw a little neighbor girl fall off her scooter while holding a Squeez-it. She scraped her knee, and then proceeded to pour a little of her Squeez-it on it. I asked her if that actually works, to which she replied, “Well, it mostly just works for kids.” Makes perfect sense.”

4.) “My wife makes getting out the door on Sunday mornings look really easy.” – (It’s cuz she is much skinnier than wtdaterry.)
5.) “Milk is good, but if you could get wine from a cow…” – (I’m cool with it as long as we can get milk off the vine.)
6.) “”even the under blanket parts arent scary” “yeah like i just go under the blanket and peak through the hole and its not even scary” “im like why does mommy think this is scary? he just puts on a mask and runs away” “Ya i i i i snuck down the stairs and mommy didnt even see me and i saw part of the dark knight i saw the joker AND batman and i wasnt even scared and it was almost night but i had no dreams!”" – (I got this one off the 3 yr olds and under Facebook site, some crazy social networking going on over there!)
7.) “im gonna eat a burger later…. are you?!” – (Why don’t eat up and I’ll tell you about it.)

8.) “I think God gave me children so that I can have an endless supply of sermon illustrations!!” – (Someone then commented: “If he gave people kids for that i would be the Pope!”)
9.) “So let me get this straight. There are thousands and thousands of illegal immigrants that live in my home state, and I¬¥m not even allowed to re-enter Texas because there is a chance that I might be Mexican??? It must be my dark complexion and brown eyes…..oh yeah, and my INABILITY TO SPEAK SPANISH.” – (As Ochocinco would say, that DMNDS.)
10.) “Writing…” – (I bet you typed that.)

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1.) “What did the bi-polar bookworm say?’ – (I am one hot worm, yes I am! Damn it’s cold out!)
2.) “What to do, what to do.” – (About.)
3.) “citizen cope’s “bullet and a target” is so SICK. SICK SICK SICK!!!! it makes me want to DOMINATE!!!” – (That’s my name, don’t wear it out!)
4.) “back in the saddle again” – (Well I’m back on the saddle again, I hope I’m not sitting on you.)
5.) “Beets make it fun to go to the bathroom” – (Beets can help take the browns to the super bowl by going through the red sea.)
6.) “Look to the cookie Elaine, look to the cookie”

7.) “Let the wild rumpus begin!” – (What’s a rumpus? My goal is to use that word at some point in normal discussion this week. “Hey people, what’s all the rumpus about??”)
8.) “Help us fund our new record!” – (I helped this band fund their record and so should you, click here!)
9.) “Being pushy might just get you pushed.” – (Don’t push me, push a push pop!)

10.) “Today is lame facebook status day.” – (Couldn’t agree more, because I had to post this to round out my Top 10.)

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1.) “seriously. Lost tonight. I have tears.” – (You should have just called someone and asked for directions???)
2.) “Going to see P.O.S. tonight at Bowery, set at 1030 – anyone in NYC come out!” – (Why go there when I can show ya a P.O.S. in my toilet.)
3.) “Matchbox 20 is the McDonald’s of music. Not a bad snack once a month, but a steady diet of it will make you sick to your stomach.”

4.) “You think people will still be using napkins in the year two-thousand?” – (I guess we really haven’t advanced all that much.)
5.) “Ben Roethlisberger finally broke. The only player left on the Steelers team, that wasn’t a thug…. Now he is the biggest chump of all. They are the NFL’s version of the prison team on the longest yard.” – (Now everyone can stop calling my Bengals a bunch of thugs, it’s no surprise that the Squeelers have more hoodlums.)
6.) “will always remain grounded.” – (Afraid to fly?)
7.) “Im about to get #LOST” – (Then stop where you are and ask for directions! Sheesh, come on people!)
8.) “Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who needs a punch in the face, except a punch in the face, but we can raise awareness!” – (We thought we would do our part in spreading the word.)

9.) “is going somewhere slowly – instead of going nowhere fast.” – (And if you’re on this website the ride just got a bit slower.)
10.) “God’s grace is sufficient for me…and everybody!” – (True that!)”

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