Woot! Woot! I don’t know what woot means really, but I like saying it. It’s back! Yes I know you missed reading my regular Top 10 Facebook Statuses post. Woot! Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “Supporting Blink 182″ [...]

Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “I think I have a crush on my physician.” – (And she’s the only one with the cure.) 2.) “rare are the times you can ask “did you watch it” and everyone knows [...]

Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “Dear lawn that I mowed on Friday…why do you look like I need to mow you again, already?!?!” – (Too much drinkin…hiccup.) 2.) “today has become one of the best days of the [...]

Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “I outdid myself and tomorrow I hope to outdo myself, thereby I will outdo what I outdid!”) – (Then if the next day you outdo yourself again you will have outdone what you [...]

I realize that today’s date is April 27th, 2010 and the title of this post is “What To Do About TODAYS TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 4/26/10″. It probably feels a bit like reading yesterdays newspaper and you know what else, I really don’t care! Yesterdays best Facebook statuses that were used by our friends (on [...]

Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “bets that in prison everyone’s relationship status is set to “it’s complicated”” 2.) “His ducks aren’t in a row. His ducks have drowned.” – (He could at least get all his dead ducks [...]

Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “visiting my happy place.” – (Find a happy place, find a happy place.) 2.) “Not watching Twilight with Charles and Travis right now or anything like that…” – (As someone else suggested, a [...]

I usually do these on Monday nights but for some reason I felt like posting one tonight on Sunday night just to change it it up a bit. I might post another tomorrow so if you have a witty status you’ve been saving for Monday by all means please post it tomorrow. Thanks…you’re very nice. [...]

Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “What did the bi-polar bookworm say?’ – (I am one hot worm, yes I am! Damn it’s cold out!) 2.) “What to do, what to do.” – (About.) 3.) “citizen cope’s “bullet and [...]

Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “seriously. Lost tonight. I have tears.” – (You should have just called someone and asked for directions???) 2.) “Going to see P.O.S. tonight at Bowery, set at 1030 – anyone in NYC come [...]