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What To Do About TODAYS TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 7/12/10

Woot! Woot! I don’t know what woot means really, but I like saying it.

It’s back! Yes I know you missed reading my regular Top 10 Facebook Statuses post. Woot!

Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below.

(names will remain anonymous)

1.) “Supporting Blink 182″ – (I think they get plenty of support already…unless you mean breast support of course.)
2.) “Just thought about something… If LeBron quit in the playoffs, why did they want to resign him at all!? – (Because it’s Cleveland.)
3.) “I’m really hoping we can make it through the night w/o sleep walking!” – (At least if you guys die you most likely won’t know it.)
4.) “De-cluttering my life before they make an episode of Hoarder’s about me! I will document the treasures I find! Let the entertainment begin..” – (If you find a big bag of money it’s mine…not sure how I lost that at your place but trust me, it’s mine.)

5.) “is thankful for supportive friends who do whatever it takes to help me stay grounded :)” – (What you got against flying?)
6.) “these peaches from the Farmer’s Market are rockin’ my world right now!” – (Oh peaches!)
7.) “WOOT my friends, woot like you’ve never wooted before!!”
8.) “I loathe you NES for doubling my electric bill this month for no reason except that its july. Classy.” – (You played your Nintendo Entertainment System that much? dang.)

9.) “Oh sweet jesus. After going so long without tv, I’m suddenly angered by the stupidity of all commercials and 96% of programming. Was it always this dumb or did I just now notice?”
10.) “Spend more time in changing yourself and less time trying to change others.”

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What To Do About TODAYS TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 5/24/10

Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below.

(names will remain anonymous)

1.) “I think I have a crush on my physician.” – (And she’s the only one with the cure.)
2.) “rare are the times you can ask “did you watch it” and everyone knows what you’re talking about.” – (I’m lost, what are you talking about?)
3.) “”I think I have poo stuck in my tummy, I need a doctor” – David Carter, age 4. We prayed and thankfully he felt better!” – (Sometimes all it takes is a little prayer and a push.)

4.) “gettin’ fancy!” – (Here’s your one chance Fancy, don’t let me down.)
5.) “We here at Princess Bride HQ are honored and humbled that we have reached over 500,000 fans on Facebook! We all make one hell of a Brute Squad together. Thank you!” – (We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.)

6.) “if you want to record with Vikings, and you know you do, you should message me. Get ready to have your village pillaged.” – (If Brett Favre is on the album I’m definitely buying it!)
7.) “The squeaky wheel gets the grease.” – (So does the dead chicken after he’s been cooked.)
8.) “My mom just beat up a shoplifter! You rock mom.” – (Maybe your mom rocks because she is The Rock?)
9.) “I just got the best text ever, “Cody is a sexy man beast!” Yeah, best text ever!” – (When did he tell you that?)
10.) “here’s my impression of LOST: “Hey, ooh look at me I’m LOST! Yeah, my ending sucks!”” – (And the ending to this article also sucks.)

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What To Do About TODAYS TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 5/17/10

Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below.

(names will remain anonymous)

1.) “Dear lawn that I mowed on Friday…why do you look like I need to mow you again, already?!?!” – (Too much drinkin…hiccup.)
2.) “today has become one of the best days of the yr…” – (“Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg…”)
3.) “is proud of our gospel choir who had a great performance this afternoon”

4.) “gets such satisfaction from crossing days off her calendar. TAKE THAT, time.” – (You are such a hoot.)
5.) “the answer is “yes”. – (I just hope the question wasn’t about your sexuality.)
6.) “Nevermind.” (Great album.)
7.) “What do you all think about these recent privacy concerns about Facebook?” – (We don’t think much about privacy when it comes to Facebook statuses.)
8.) Jambalaya!!!

9.) “I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I eat!” – (If you’re a cannibal then you should stop eating altogether. Ain’t no one happy.)
10.) “Forgiveness is not an occasional act. It is a permanent attitude.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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What To Do About TODAYS TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 5/10/10

Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below.

(names will remain anonymous)

1.) “I outdid myself and tomorrow I hope to outdo myself, thereby I will outdo what I outdid!”) – (Then if the next day you outdo yourself again you will have outdone what you outdid twice!)
2.) “Gonna wright something funny so I can out do what Tim already out did…Or is it out doing?” – (You can’t out do Tim until you learn how to spell write rightly right? Signed: The Wright Brothers)
3.) “The lady’s got pipes.”- (Can I smoke em?)

4.) “my head hurts…” – (It doesn’t even care to think how you might feel?!)
5.) “Fema Fema bo Bema bananna fanna fo Fema…” – (Lots of people in Nashville singing this tune of late.)
6.) “Strep: it’s like childbirth for your throat.” – (And all the phlegm is like the placenta.)
7.) “Will someone give me this week’s winning lotto numbers, I’ll share the winnings!!” – (4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42)

8.) “Had a dream I won 20,000,000 dollars. Also, there was a robot powered by bomb-pops.” – (In my dream they would have been powered by paletas.)
9.) “The mountains are blue on my beer, they must be as cold as the Rockies!” – (That John Denver’s full of dookie-poo man.)
10.) http://www.wearenashville.org

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What To Do About TODAYS TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 4/26/10

I realize that today’s date is April 27th, 2010 and the title of this post is “What To Do About TODAYS TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 4/26/10″. It probably feels a bit like reading yesterdays newspaper and you know what else, I really don’t care!

Yesterdays best Facebook statuses that were used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below.

(names will remain anonymous)

1.) “had some of the worst dreams of her life last night.” – (I hope tonight you have some of the best dreams of my life…maybe.)
2.) “Holy allergies, batman. I feel like I need to tuck silica gel packets into my eye sockets.” – (Good idea, if you want to look like this guy:

3.) “Disregard females. Acquire currency.” – (Not a bad thought, but I think it should be: Disregard females. Acquire currency. Then regard females that disregard currency!)
4.) “Fishing for textual goodies that will bust a gut or split a side. I may settle for ones that just tickle.” – (I’d prefer anything that will help keep my six-pack intact.)
5.) “My favorite time to fill up on gas is when there is cold sideways torrential downpour. WITH consistent lightning” – (Totally, sounds like picnic weather!)
6.) “Just saw hundreds of bats flying out of an industrial smokestack in downtown Nashville…epic!” – (I wonder if Batman hides there when he’s not in the Batman building downtown.)

7.) “I have to find $1,000 by friday. Any suggestions?” – (Just write them a couple IOU’s, they’re just as good as real money.)
8.) “I mean, I am a fan of the night. What do you know about that.” – (If you follow this blog you may know what to do about wondering around at night.)
9.) “Displaying proper elevator etiquette is the trickiest part of my morning.” – (But thanks to us, mens restroom etiquette no longer has to be a problem for you.)
10.) “I love it whn I actually go online to chck out whts happenin on Twitter & I get the msg: “Twitter is stressin out rite nw, try again later.”” – (Instead you should visit WhatToDoAbout.com to check out what’s happenin, we never stress out, in fact we are probably too laid back.)

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