(Bee-t-r) Verb- One’s decrepit motor coach; another word for rolling POS; quite frankly, one key turn from the car compactor.

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Some people would like to not have to pay for gas… actually, everyone would like to not have to pay for gas. In a perfect world everything would be free… the beer would flow like wine and women would instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano