I’m not so audacious as to suppose that I could tell you how to better do your job. I do however believe that I could tell you how to better not do your job. You see, a lot of people think being lazy is easy. Well, that’s because it is. However, being lazy and simultaneously convincing others that you’re not is an art that few truly take the time to perfect. Follow these guidelines and I assure you, you’ll be not doing your job better than ever

Itching sucks! If you have poison ivy then you know this. Poison ivy is like a disease of itching, swelling, and bleeding. Many times you will discover that you have poison ivy in the middle of the night after your skin dries out