Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by my friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. Do not read

The current events of the day include it being Shark Week on Discovery, crappy weather throughout much of the midwest,

“I don’t feel the suns coming out today It’s staying in, its gonna find another way As I sit here

I am going to take the first sentence of this post and use it to tell you not to ever

I like to blend.

Yes, this is a review of the magic bullet. I have to take out my frustrations somehow.

About a month or so ago my roommate decided to stick a spoon in our beloved blender. It broke our blender. It was such a lovely blender and all three of us in the household used it quite frequently. It had a glass jar container thingamajig. It had 24 speeds. It carried mucho cups of goodness. It was a faithful blender.
I like to blend.