Some say revenge is a dish best served cold. Others say you should be the better man and let it go. I go by the philosophy of “do unto others as you would have them do unto you”. In my case, my car has been smashed into, furniture has been turned upside down… even the water fountain in the front of my house has been urinated in

(Bee-t-r) Verb- One’s decrepit motor coach; another word for rolling POS; quite frankly, one key turn from the car compactor.

So you think this article is going to suck? I bet you found yourself here by mistake. As a matter of fact, I think you don’t even like this website at all. Well, not really, I am sure you are a mild mannered individual that needs to be textually stimulated just as I do

You are probably wondering what the car code is? Well, I will tell you. The car code is the unspoken, unwritten (till now) often-misunderstood rules for dudes when they are in other dudes cars