Do you have a dog that sneaks away for hours at a time? Does your dog look like he is sporting lip gloss? Have you ever walked in and discovered your dog hopping around with a pair of stilettos on dancing to Cher’s “believe in love”

Well good day! Are you having a good one? You know what they say? If life is handing you lemons make some lemon gelato!

I am having a great day, as a matter of fact, I am having a great week! It’s so great that I decided to celebrate by not leaving the house. This was a good idea till the dog entered my bed at about 8 in the a.m

I have a cat… yes, only one. It seems that all my animals keep dying off, which is a problem that I am O.K. with. I mean as long as it’s not kids or friends dying off then I will manage. Pets aren’t really good for much anyway, I mean, I like the cat but I really don’t need the cat to survive, wait a second… strike that. If there was a nuclear attack and somehow I survived in my basement with the cat then it would be a useful pet

So I was walking through the woods one day. It was a pretty average day really. It was sunny and

Oh how hard I have worked… I have slaved away in search of treasure. Sometimes buried treasure… nuts! Let me tell you something about being a squirrel and finding a nut. Once you find your nut, you are faced with the dilemma of what to do with your nut.