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What To Do About GETTING TO KNOW SHARKS

When I was a young kid I loved sharks, I would often to go the library and pick up a whole stack of books about sharks which I would spend hours reading and looking at the photos. I also loved when there was a National Geographic special on tv that featured sharks. Below are a few different types of sharks you should know about.

1) Great White Shark
This is probably the most popular shark that people generally know or talk about. Mainly because it is a fearsome creature and also known as white death. The great white shark often reaches lengths of more than 20 feet and weighs up to 2.5 tons (5,000 lbs). It is the worlds largest known predatory fish and lives in almost all coastal waters with exception to arctic waters. There are larger amounts of great whites in the coasts off of Australia, California, and South Africa among other areas. This is not a shark I would want to be anywhere near while swimming in the water. I would probably pee in my swimming trunks.

2) Mako Shark
A mako shark is one of the coolest looking sharks in my opinion. It is a very sleek looking fish and one of the fastest sharks in the ocean. There are two types of makos, longfin and shortfin mako sharks, the longfin is the larger of the two. Mako sharks usually grow to an average of 6-10 feet in length and weigh between 400-500 lbs. Mako sharks are usually found in warmer tropical waters. Shortfin makos have been known to reach speeds of over 30 mph and there are reports of them moving at higher bursts of over 45 mph. The shark can also jump over 25 feet in the air.

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What To Do About WUSSY FOOTBALL TEAM NAMES

What To Do About WUSSY FOOTBALL TEAM NAMES

Have you ever wondered why some professional sports teams have selected certain animals or characters to represent their franchise? Especially with professional football teams…I mean what were they thinking in Cleveland when they decided to name their football team the Cleveland Browns? I mean, what is a Brown, other than a stinky biscuit someone flushes [...]

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What To Do About WAHALLIGANS

I believe this article will turn out to be one of the most important What To Do About’s I have ever written. It happens all the time. I will be sitting there thinking about something and I will think ” I just don’t know what to do about it.” That is how this site came about. Me thinking “What should I do about that”. Well, lately, I have been wondering what to do about wahalligans. I think I have finally figured it out so now I am ready to write about it.

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What To Do About MOSQUITOES

Aaaaaaah. They like me too much the little buggers. I get mosquito bites all the time. They like my blood. They are little vampires waiting for their next blood meal!

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What To Do About HAVING A STANDOFF WITH NEIGHBORHOOD DOGS

It seems I have a strange affinity for jobs in which I will have to encounter a lot of neighborhood dogs. This article will be a valued resource for those who find themselves in a standoff with a neighborhood dog.

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What To Do About A CROSS DRESSING DOG

Do you have a dog that sneaks away for hours at a time? Does your dog look like he is sporting lip gloss? Have you ever walked in and discovered your dog hopping around with a pair of stilettos on dancing to Cher’s “believe in love”?

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What To Do About HAVING A DOG

Well good day! Are you having a good one? You know what they say? If life is handing you lemons make some lemon gelato!

I am having a great day, as a matter of fact, I am having a great week! It’s so great that I decided to celebrate by not leaving the house. This was a good idea till the dog entered my bed at about 8 in the a.m.

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What To Do About THE KITTY LITTER

I have a cat… yes, only one. It seems that all my animals keep dying off, which is a problem that I am O.K. with. I mean as long as it’s not kids or friends dying off then I will manage. Pets aren’t really good for much anyway, I mean, I like the cat but I really don’t need the cat to survive, wait a second… strike that. If there was a nuclear attack and somehow I survived in my basement with the cat then it would be a useful pet.

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What To Do About KILLING A CHIMP, A BEAR, AND A MOUNTAIN LION

So I was walking through the woods one day. It was a pretty average day really. It was sunny and 70 degrees and I thought it would be a great day for a hike. I was on a path that I had never been on before in a city that I had never been to. [...]

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What To Do About BEING A SQUIRREL AND FINDING A NUT

Oh how hard I have worked… I have slaved away in search of treasure. Sometimes buried treasure… nuts! Let me tell you something about being a squirrel and finding a nut. Once you find your nut, you are faced with the dilemma of what to do with your nut.

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