*This article was written by our good friend Andrew Lazarz Don’t you hate going to the store and finding out that you picked the worst shopping cart in the store? It always seems to be the case every time I go shopping at the local Kroger or Wal-Mart. So here I am writing about it, [...]

*This article was written by our good friend Andrew Lazarz Here we are, about to embark on another exciting season of football. Below are my predictions of who will win their divisions and why: AFC North: Cincinnati Bengals – While they aren’t my favorite team, I’m really excited to see their new offensive weapons like: [...]

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Well, you aren’t really going by yourself, right? I mean, you’re going with friends. It’s not like you’re going by yourself to be abducted by a drug lord. You just happen to be the only person who isn’t traveling with their husband or boyfriend. Plus, 7 (3 couples plus your little sad self) is a lucky number so you’re just certain that this vacation will go off without a hitch. That would be a welcome piece of luck since every other vacation you’ve ever taken has had a fair amount of drama. Remember?

Truthfully, this should be a quick post. The answer is simply that you can’t. Under normal circumstances anyway. I suppose if you had a bi-level house or apartment and was able to lock them in the basement, muzzle their meows, and superglue mittens to their paws, you might have a chance. Sadly, I don’t have mittens. So, for those of us who are stuck for all eternity with cats, here are at least some ways you can try to minimize the daily trauma to yourself. The cats won’t care either way.

In the event that your city experiences record-breaking rainfall with predictions of even worse rain fall tomorrow, there are some basic things you’ll need to have in place to ensure that this experience is productive and memorable. First, panic. In fact, don’t even think to check your basement until it’s been raining for 15 hours.

When you’re a girl, and you have long hair, somewhere along the line, someone will probably say something to you about growing your hair out real long–to ten inches at least–to give it away to people who need it.

And on the surface, this will sound like a great idea. You have hair + someone needs hair = easy decision.

Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. (names will remain anonymous) 1.) “I am going to drop a flying elbow on this day.” 2.) “COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE” – (buzz buzz buzz. And one of the best ice cream flavors ever made might be Coffee Coffee [...]

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A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
“Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.”

Ladies and gentlemen it is my pleasure to have the pleasure of introducing you to a good friend of ours Jeremy Sykes. Jeremy will be giving you some golden information on a regular basis and in short easy to digest bits. He comes to the What To Do About family with a highly decorated career. [...]