That’s it! I’ve had it with all of these hanging bras! Ladies, what is the deal with the bra hanging around everywhere? Isn’t your bra dirty? I mean your shirt, panties, pants, and socks made it to the dirty clothes hamper—so why not the bra? It was closer to your skin than your shirt! So how does it stay “clean”?
I know you may be thinking, “what’s the big deal?” or “do you have something against bras?” To which I say, no, just dirty ones that hang on my door knob, tie rack, shower rod, coat rack, toothbrush holder, review mirror, ceiling fan, hallway banister and on the shelf next to the toilet! Let’s talk about the bra hanging next to the toilet shall we. The toilet is where excrement, feces, or caca is deposited. Once deposited it is then flushed vaporizing small particles of pooh on your “clean”, over the shoulder, boulder holder—thereby making it, in fact, only cleansable by fire. Particles of pooh, ladies! Let that sink in for a minute.
So what do we do about this epidemic? Do what I do, rub the hanging bra on your dirty arm pit and then take it to your wife and have her do the sniff test to see if her bra is “clean”. You’ll have her convinced that she smells like smoked meat and the bottom of the outside trash bin on a 100-degree day after taco Tuesday, just like that. Problem solved!