What To Do About GROWING YOUR HAIR OUT

26 Apr 2010 by wtda, 8 Comments »

*Now for an article from a blogger that likes to cook, and blog! We like cooking bloggers, especially when they bribe us with cookies (hint hint) for a spot on our blog. Our friend Shanna likes to talk about cookies so much that sometimes we think she is the cookie monster in a woman’s body suit!

When you‚Äôre a girl, and you have long hair, somewhere along the line, someone will probably say something to you about growing your hair out real long–to ten inches at least–to give it away to people who need it.

And on the surface, this will sound like a great idea. You have hair + someone needs hair = easy decision. Of course you should do it. But what you won’t know, and as someone midway through this process I feel it is my duty to tell you, is exactly what that will entail.

Things like:
1. Stray hair everywhere you go: your clothes, your friends’ clothes, your car, your friends’ cars, the bathroom, the kitchen, wrapped around a bottle of water, stuck inside a plastic bag of stuff you’re returning to the store, in a dishtowel, on your pillow, on your shoes, stuck underneath your tights, trapped in your bracelet, wrapped around an earring, inside your purse, inside your wallet, wrapped around your hand while you’re handing someone a pen or a marker or something that you just made them to eat.
2. Increased costs of everything hair-related, since more hair means more shampoo, more conditioner, more hairspray, more pomade, more bobby pins… more elastics that keep breaking beneath the amount of hair you want them to hold.
3. Less time to hang out with friends because you’ll be busy washing, blow-drying and styling your hair, which now takes like an hour itself, not counting all the other upkeep it requires, including but not limited to the cleanup of the aforementioned stray hairs you leave everywhere you go.
4. Headaches from the literal pounds of hair your head is carrying, putting strain on your neck and shoulders and back (although, bonus!, excitement over the way your weight is sure to drop when you finally get to cut it).

Because of all these things, as you can imagine, there will be days, even after months and months and months of patiently waiting for your hair to be long enough, where you will be tempted to head to the local salon and end it all. But hear me out: you shouldn’t. Not only (and most seriously) are you putting yourself through this delayed gratification for a higher purpose (remember how you’re giving it away?) but also, long hair has some pretty great advantages:

1. It’s versatile: Up, down, halfway up, ponytails, pigtails, braids, buns—they’re all at your fingertips.
2. It keeps you warm: Remember how Mom always told you to wear a hat in winter? Long hair = best hat ever because it never goes away, it coordinates with everything you wear and, hello, it’s 100% natural!
3. It makes a good cover: Looking for a place to hide when you run into that bad blind date? Just pull your personal curtain of hair around you and duck. It’s like a built-in disguise.
4. Long hair can bring you love. Remember Rapunzel?
5. And obviously, hello? Guys like it.

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  • http://www.whattodoabout.com wtdaterry

    You forgot in your beard when you wake up in the morning. In your mouth when the windows are down. Woven into your workout pants. Rolled into a ball in the lint trap. Stuck in the drain. On the toothpaste cap.

    I don't have long hair but I am married… I have almost died after finding hair around my throat. Ok not really.

  • http://www.whattodoabout.com wtdaTim

    Carrie was just thinking that it might look like an accident if her hair just happened to wrap around your throat and strangle you to death.

  • http://www.whattodoabout.com wtdaTim

    Yes… indeed.. it is versatile!

  • jennsutherland

    In this same boat myself – too funny! I'm not growing mine for charity, though, or maybe I am, since it's the Hubs that pets it and tells me how pretty it is every day, when all I want is to chop chop CHOP! Clearly, the ex-military Hubs has never had to take care of hair longer than 1/2″ inch to know the trials of this endeavor!

  • http://happyjackeats.blogspot.com Jacqui

    hey shanna! great post. i completely understand — i had very long hair for a very long time, and once i cut it all off i vowed never to grow it that long again. and guess what, i'm growing it out again. i miss my long hair! :)

  • kimskitchensink

    I had hair down to my butt for practically my entire life…until I was a sophomore in college and donated 16″ to Locks of Love. I've kept it between shoulder-length and mid-back-length since then, and am seriously in need of a trim now. Your comment about the stray hair rang oh so true – I find my hair EVERYWHERE! I'm surprised I have any left on my head at all; it seems to always be falling out!

  • http://foodloveswriting.com shanna

    Hmmmn. Somehow writing this post has had the opposite effect on me from what you'd expect, and I really really want to chop it off now! Jacqui, I will keep reminding myself you miss your long hair. We'll see how long (ha!) that can last me.

  • http://foodloveswriting.com shanna

    “in your mouth when the windows are down” ahaha that's awesome