Hey everyone! Happy Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve! Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by our friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below.

(names will remain anonymous)

1.) ”To the lovely human who ran into the side of my car and drove off, Merry Christmas.” – (One girl then commented: “May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the offender’s crotch.” I think I’ll be staying out of her way.)
2.) ”believes her world has started to crumble at a very quick pace and my heart has been broken.. ” – (This is what happens when someone finds out Santa Clause isn’t real.)

3.) ”Colder than a well diggers knee.”
4.) ”don’t be fooled. it may have 0g of trans fat but there are still 100g of regular fat.” – (A good reminder to all of us around this holiday season, although I prefer regular over trans myself.)
5.) ”Roaring fire, espn, listening to dating advice going on in the kitchen …. priceless.”
6.) ”Happy Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve!” – (And Happy New Years Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve!)
7.) ”What is the purpose in forcing the American people to purchase health insurance? What’s the point?” – (No one knows.)
8.) “thinks it’s cold and wet in Idaho tonight. Time for Holiday Inn and dinner!” – (Let me guess, potatoes for dinner?)

9.) ”Come on Sabres…don’t let these Leafs get you!” – (Leafs, talk about wussy team names!)
10.) “Live simply…. so someone can simply live”

Happy Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve!

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