What To Do About TODAY’S TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 9/15/09

Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by my friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below.

(names will remain anonymous)

1.) “just passed my 8th dead armadillo” – (Sounds painful!)
2.) “so i’ve been going to bed for the past 4 nights now hoping that i would wake up without crap in the back of my throat and a somewhat runny nose but no luck.” – (Eeeeeeew! How does crap even get into your mouth to begin with?!?!)
3.) “I need a wine bottle cork. Can somebody hook me up?” – (That depends, what ya gonna use it for?)
4.) “might grow a huge beard.” – (Do it, but only on your face.)
5.) “Child Please!”
6.) “This girl just got up from her computer and asked me: “how do I get to the games?” wow. I would’ve believed it if you said you couldn’t read before I believed you did not know how to navigate the internet.” – (I would have told her the games are inside the computer…along with all the files.)
7.) “Trying to place this feeling.” – (I thought you did a pretty good job typing it right by your name.)
8.) “some kid called me a ‘homo’ today.”
9.) “Msg on my dove chocolate: Keep moving forward; don’t look back.” – (Do that, cuz then I’m gonna sneak up behind you and steal all your chocolate.)
10.) “I wear sunglasses in studio to intimidate the microphone.” – (Ah, that’s why all of your albums turn out to be instrumentals.)

Time to ‘kiss da baby’!

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