Do you have a dog that sneaks away for hours at a time? Does your dog look like he is sporting lip gloss? Have you ever walked in and discovered your dog hopping around with a pair of stilettos on dancing to Cher’s “believe in love”?
Well, if this is you, then beware, your dog might be cross-dressing behind your back. Or maybe you have a seemingly nice dog-sitter take your little Chihuahua and dress him up like a girl and paint his nails. If this is your problem then stay tuned and we will figure out how we can get her back.
First of all, it’s just wrong to dress up a dog period, no questions asked. A dog is a dog, it eats it’s own vomit and likes to lick itself all while sneaking drinks from the toilet. There is nothing remotely the same when comparing dogs to people. That being said you can still love your dog, but they are still dogs not people, so stop dressing them up like girls or up at all!
My dog is a dude and has no problem getting cuddly with the kids and on occasion with me but we draw the line at getting him dressed in any clothes… especially womens clothes. We love our puke eating toilet drinking self cleaning dog about as much as the next guy so long as the next guy doesn’t dress his dog. If we are taking man points you are losing them by letting anyone dress your dog, it’s not much different than fruiting your beer. It just isn’t right!
So here is where you come in, the what to do about reader! I need you to give me some ideas on how to get back my puppy dressing nemesis. Any ideas must be complete and commented below, please remember I have limited resources, but I will do what it takes to give her her just reward. So if you think you have something, please by all means let me know and we will do it!