Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by my friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. Do not read them!
(names will remain anonymous)
1.) “note to self: Don’t go to the grocery store when you’re hungry on your lunch break unless you plan on spending big $$$.” – (note to Brett Favre: Don’t go to the Minnesota Vikings when you’re old after retiring twice unless you plan on throwing 5 interceptions against the Bengals again.)
2.) “plans on swimming and getting into trouble after work; starting around 9:30/10, be there celebrate my birth!” – (Wow, some people have a lot of energy before they give birth.)
3.) “it feels good to be” – (Brett Favre)
4.) “my lifelong dream since spring/summer ’09 has happened. :)” – (My lifelong dream for the last 5 minutes has been to find a facebook status without the words Brett or Favre in it.)
5.) “Getting ready to ship our friend out to Uganda for a month… he’ll be doing a lot of filming for us” – (Is it really cheaper to take a ship to Africa these days?)
6.) “is in South Carolina. Looking at plane tickets. Lots of flights to book.” – (And Brett Favre is in Minnesota. Looking at plane tickets. For next summer, from Hattiesburg back to St. Paul, after he retires, then un-retires again. Lots of flights to book.)
7.) “…And…done. Now to pack and catch my train!” – (Brett Favre after getting off the phone with Brad Childress and un-retiring for a third time a few days ago.)
8.) “Burritos with Ben” – (…and Brett Favre)
9.) “Conflict is the gateway to intimacy. Confrontation is never fun but it usually leads to growth in friendships and relationships.” – (Brett Favre is the gateway to intimacy but not amongst Packer fans. Favre is fun at times and usually leads to growth in friendships and relationships unless you’re a member of the Green Bay Packers.)
10.) “”When happiness points in one direction while wisdom, truth, integrity, and common sense point in another that’s when really smart people do really dumb things” Andy Stanley” – (It’s also when Brett Favre comes out of retirement.)
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