What To Do About CREATING VACUUM LINES IN THE CARPET

By: Tim Mallon | 6. Aug 2009



Of all the cleaning duties, I think I like vacuuming the best. Not only do I enjoy having clean carpets and rugs, but I also enjoy seeing the lines that the vacuum cleaner leaves.

When you look at a freshly vacuumed floor it looks much more welcoming. It perked up and said ‘hey, how you doin?’ It also gives you a sense that it is saying thank you… thank you for cleaning me… to which I always respond ‘you’re welcome, be clean’.

First off, there are many different preferences for creating the vacuum lines in the carpet. The most common is the symmetrical lines. Well… probably the most common is the “I don’t care a darned thing about the lines”. After that, for those who care about the lines, they typically like to keep the lines perfectly symmetrical. These people are usually A-type personalities… whatever that means.

Next there are those who get all artsy fartsy with their vacuum lines. These are the folks who create circles in the carpet and make a river flowing through the hills with a cute house and a cute picket fence. It’s a masterpiece… just like their… um… life.

Finally there are those who like an experimented, chaotic order. I would fall under this category. I like to have some chaotic symmetry. So maybe lines in one corner are all the same spacing and direction and then each corner is different. Or maybe there is some grand sweeping strokes across the entire carpet. Or maybe the stripes are in a cross pattern… kind of like cross cutting the yard.

Considering we only have one rug, due to our nice wood floors, I have to get all my vacuum line fun with limited resources. Anyway, I am curious… do you like lines in the carpet? What sort of lines do you like? I know you are just dying to tell me.

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  1. hootenannie says:

    If A = WHAT TO DO ABOUT and B = [whatever follows]

    … when it comes to this blog, B always brings a smile to my face.

  2. wtdaterry says:

    I love line in my carpet… lines of cash, lines of crack and most of all lines from the vac! I like my rug like my lawn under my feet

  3. the_ruth says:

    ha! “you're welcome, be clean.” i can picture you saying that.

  4. wtdaterry says:

    Hey ruth got any writtings left in you?

  5. wtdaTim says:

    Do you even have to ask Terry? Of course she does… she is a writin machine… she doesn't run dry… it's like riding a bike, she has always got it. She can churn out fresh butter at anytime!

  6. the_ruth says:

    ha! i just read this now. you guys are hilarious. i'll see what i can come up with. right now off the top of my head it's, “what to do about having to pee really bad when someone else is in the bathroom for a really long time and it's starting to hurt…” but that has to do with my current situation. i'll get back to you guys soon.

  7. the_ruth says:

    ha! i just read this now. you guys are hilarious. i'll see what i can come up with. right now off the top of my head it's, “what to do about having to pee really bad when someone else is in the bathroom for a really long time and it's starting to hurt…” but that has to do with my current situation. i'll get back to you guys soon.

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