The current events of the day include it being Shark Week on Discovery, crappy weather throughout much of the midwest, and Bill Clinton making news with younger women once again.
Todays best Facebook statuses currently being used by my friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below.
(names will remain anonymous)
1.) “UGH Airlines can suck it.” – (I’ve never heard of UGH Airlines before, huh.)
2.) “BREAKING: BILL CLINTON ARRIVES IN NORTH KOREA ALONE, DEPARTS WITH TWO YOUNG WOMEN”
3.) “Is it national drive like an asshole day or something?” – (That’s pretty much every day here in Nashville.)
4.) “anyone know flash?” – (He’s sort of my hero, not really.)
5.) “seriously kind of nervous* for Bill Clinton right now…”
6.) “type your status here.” – (You can’t type it there, but you can type “type your status here” on your facebook page on Tuesday’s, make it a good one and I might type your status here.)
7.) “I boo all over this day. Booooooooo. Boo. Boo. Boooooooooo.” – (This one just reminded me of the old booer lady in The Princess Bride: “Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.”)
8.) “senses a threat of an attack coming on …. dun nah dun nah DUN NAH DUN DAH DUNNAHDUNNAHDUNNAH” – (It’s Shark Week on the Discovery Channel this whole week, don’t miss it!)
9.) “ooooh the weather outside is the weather.” – (since we’ve no place to go let it do whatever it wants.)
10.) “”And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” Abraham Lincoln”
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