How has your Tuesday been? Has it been epic? Did you work up a sweat and now you really need to hop in the shower? Were you working hard or hardly working? I had a long day at the “office” here in middle America, at least I am enjoying MLB’s 2009 All Star Game…hoping the National League can finally win again, if they lose I may jab myself in the face.
Today‚Äôs best Facebook statuses currently being used by my friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below.
(names will remain anonymous)
1.) “thinks the preview for the movie “Orphan” is doing nothing for the adoption process.”
2.) “…hard up for falling in love, so i tried tripping myself…”
3.) “Hey look, squirrels fornicating in my front yard.”
4.) “follow us on twitter: @deasvail” – (Done.)
5.) “is headed to the desert. “Headed to the dessert” would be much sweeter.”
6.) “The word “epic” has totally been over used, & has lost it’s value. People should save that word for epic things. Metal bands aren’t epic.”
7.) “i just had a near-life experience” – (But you’re still dead? Wait, how did you post this?)
8.) “Ever just been sitting around and suddenly you smell something really bad and you’re like “Man! What IS that?”… then you realize… it’s you? Yeah, I’m going to shower now.” – (You should hop in the shower.)
9.) “going with my bestest friend to get jabbed in the face and then going eat some steak. This only happens once in a blue moon‚ô• ‚ô• ‚ô•” – (Nothing like a little self-mutilation before dinner.)
10.) “No more wings. I just need a good ole sandwich!” – (So you’re gonna use the bread to fly with? I read ya.)
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