What To Do About HOPPING AND JUMPING IN THE SHOWER
By: Nathan Mallon | 3. Apr 2009
I really enjoy taking showers, my roommates and family know this because I am known for taking long ones (15-20 minute ones). I like showers because they feel good and I like being clean… I also use too much toilet paper after using the restroom but that’s a topic for another day (maybe).
When I feel the time to take a shower has come I often say, “I am going to hop in the shower” or “yeah I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go jump in the shower.” I am going to let you in on a little secret of mine, I have never ever, not even once in my life, hopped or jumped in the shower. I usually will just step into the shower and then stand there cleaning myself under the water. I have decided that the next time I make one of the above statements I am actually going to do what I say. I’m going to step into the tub, turn the water on and then start hopping or jumping like a kangaroo. I’m going to hop over to the shampoo bottle and clean my hair and then hop over to the bar of soap (I keep them on separate ends of the shower) and then clean everything else (including all of my crevices) while hopping.
If I hop or jump in the shower, not only will I get clean, but doing it will kill two birds with one stone and also give me a good cardio workout at the same time. Usually after I work out I feel all sweaty and awesome, but now I can get a little exercise while showering at the same time and feel squeaky clean when I’m done. The only danger will be if I happen to slip and fall on my booty while hopping in the shower, that could be painful. Anyhow, I’ll get back to you and let you know how it all goes after I do it.
I think I’ll go run to the store.
“including all of my crevices”
TMI, my friend. TMI. but still hilarious.
well, i'm gonna go hit the sack. (literally, per your request.)
I wouldn't recommend jumping or hopping in the shower thats how I broke my leg when I was 5.
whew… I gotta catch my breath… if I can… I was hoppin in the shower…
wow! one of those moments when having a visual mind is no fun. lol
[...] When I feel the time to take a shower has come I often say, “I am going to hop in the shower” or “yeah I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go jump in the shower.” I am going to let you in on a little secret of mine, I have never ever, not even once in my life, hopped or jumped in the shower. Read the rest of my thoughts on hopping and jumping in the shower right here. [...]
haha! very true Robyn!! Sorry bout that.
nate, what if we put a garbage disposal in your shower? then you clean, exercise, and wash vegetables or salad greens. =) this is one of your best posts ever!
Wasn't that a seinfeld episode Jared. I believe so and if I remember a very funny one.
[...] then you realize… it’s you? Yeah, I’m going to shower now.” – (You should hop in the shower.) 9.) “going with my bestest friend to get jabbed in the face and then going eat some steak. [...]
[...] have heard us write about jumping in the shower and taking hot showers, but there are some things that need to be cleared up or elaborated upon. [...]
girl ya stank. take a bath.
girl ya stank. take a bath.
girl…ya still stank. work on that bath.