What To Do About BUYING A BURRITO FOR YOUR MAN
By: Terry Barga | 6. Mar 2009
It’s that time again, time for another man-article or as I like to call them, manicles. Your portal into the male mind, your “in” to what makes a dude tick, your guided tour to the pleasantries of being a warm blooded, red meat eating, butt scratching, fellah.
You may think you know a lot about us, for instance, the sports we like or the way we like to share our hearts with the ladies or even our tendencies with the opposite sex, to this I say fooey! You know nothing, Ok a little something, but we as males are complicated individuals with a real sense of adventure. You may also think you know about what men have to eat to “earn” their manhood, well not their manhood, but the “manhood”.
Got it? Good!
Burritos are at the top of my list of foods that make me tick, but not just any burrito, no no. It has to be the size of your head and taste good too. Much like, but not limited to a Chipotle’ burrito, it has to be a two handed meal for reasons I cannot disclose. Just know that if it doesn’t fit in both hands than it’s not worth putting in your mouth.
The burrito must be a warm one at the least, but not to the touch, more with the spice, a burrito without spice is like a girl without hair it just ain’t right. When searching for the right burrito, there is a guide you must follow, and ladies if you are looking to make up for something by buying your man a burrito (like a $200 grocery bill that doesn’t include a burrito) then you will want to listen up.
- Two hands a must
- Wrapped in foil a plus but not MANditory
- Filled with meat
- Full of wonderful spices
- Smells as good as it tastes
- Fills us up with out letting us down
- Requires a deep breath or a rest when the center is reached
- Goes great with hot sauce
- Makes us sleep when we are done
Now you can shop with ease ladies, you know what they say “the way to a mans heart is through his stomach”.
Yet another lesson learned from WhatToDoAbout.com now get off your butt and go tell your friends.
I go get me a burrito!
Darn you Terry, now I want a burrito.
Hey Tim I'll meet you at baja burrito.
Always remember if it doesn’t fit in both hands than it’s not worth putting in your mouth.
Nashville was voted “Manliest City in America,” although I don't know that it had anything to do with burritos? Congrats, men.
http://sev.prnewswire.com/food-beverages/200903...
Nashville??? With men wearing girl jeans and pashmina scarves… you've got to be kidding me.
Actually Shelby… they heard that Terry had moved here, then they read his articles about manly men on WhatToDoAbout.com… then they voted!
I mean just look at the type of stuff Terry writes:
What To Do About BEING HANDY
What To Do About CUTTING DOWN A TREE
What To Do About BUILDING A SHED
I could probably list 50 more… haha
That hardly even counts. I mean one guy compared to the girly men masses that live in this city.
Don't doubt the power of one really manly man. O ye of little faith. Besides, we are making disciples here at WTDA… ha
Well you didn't even include yourself among the manly men, so what is that supposed to mean?
well I didn't want to appear presumptuous or arrogant
You are a mans man and thats coming from a man so comfortable in his manly skin to compliment another mans manliness!
That's an awful lot of manliness… no wonder nashville is the manliest city
I still disagree with Nashville being the manliest city. It's just not possible.
Chipotles burritos are my favorite.
Moe's burritos are mediocre.
Qdoba's burritos are okay.
but in general, i love burritos.
Baja burrito n blue coast are the BEST!
yes, I agree! The soft corn tacos at Baja and Blue Coast are outstanding as well.
yes, I agree! The soft corn tacos at Baja and Blue Coast are outstanding as well.
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i know this article is from a year ago but i just discovered this website. i want to chime in with my enjoyment of the burrito persuasion: Chipotle is good, Moe’s is okay when you’re desperate, i’ve never had Qdoba, Baja or Blue Coast so I can’t say either way…..but my main point is if you EVER find yourself in Texas (and i do believe they now have a location or two in Oklahoma), you MUST MUST MUST seek and destroy at FREEBIRD’S WORLD BURRITO. http://www.freebirds.com. check it out. but get a roll of paper towels ready because you will be drooling all over your electronics. I mean, they have the regular…Monster…and SUPER MONSTER. yeah, it’s EXACTLY how it sounds….enjoy dudes and dudettes. oh, and p.s. Terry, thanks for making me hungry for a burrito when i’m broke….cheers buddy. oh, and if you’re into hardcore/metal – look up A Plea for Purging. The singer, Dozer, loves burritos so much he has a burrito tattoo. now HE loves burritos. ;-]