What To Do About BABIES BEING CHICK MAGNETS

2009 February 25
by Terry Barga

Fellas, are you having problems with the ladies? Can’t get a date? Maybe your just not attractive?

Whatever the problem, there is a revolutionary new product out there that will make even the worst looking dudes chick magnets! Babies, yes…Babies!

They are cute and cuddly and all you need to do is be seen with one and the ladies will flock to you like moths to a flame. They will say things like “you seem like a good dad” or “this baby is so cute!” You will be amazed at the effect of the baby and its impact on the ladies. You will go from dud to stud in mere minutes with a baby at your side.

Much like puppies, ladies are drawn to things that are small and soft like a baby… they will be a hit anywhere you go. The ladies will be giving you their numbers as if you are taking a survey on phones or something.

In case you are wondering, no you don’t have to be the baby’s father, you can be the babysitter or better yet, the god parent. This will wow and impress the ladies to want to get to know you better, this will lead to conversations about life and love without you wasting money on dinner. If you are out there and need a date don’t hesitate to pick up a baby, you’ll thank me for it!

I hope this works, I told my wife I would find a babysitter for this weekend.

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  • Andrew Lazarz
    Well I can honestly say I this tip can work and I'm a believer.
  • Andrew Lazarz
    Dang Tim you sounded like Dr. Phil there for a second.
  • yeah I've been fillin in for him... it pays well
  • Andrew Lazarz
    Well Tim for guys like me that have no luck whatsoever you need to use any trick in the book. By the way Nate and Shelby the cologne trick doesn't work.
  • maybe you should try some new pheromones??
  • haha... well, there is the problem... you don't need any tricks or luck... you just be and if who you be ain't cuttin it, then you be better. "Just follow your heart... that's what I always do" - pedro
  • A baby may help but I would rather take my chances with Dolce & Gabbana or Gucci.
  • Andrew Lazarz
    That's what I been doing wrong all this time. Thanks for the info Terry.
  • Shelbyville
    Oh and by the way cologne is where it's at, just ask Nate.
  • Shelbyville
    So let me get this straight... you want some creepy guy that can't get a date to watch your kids. Wow.
  • If by creepy guy you mean tim, nate, jared and andrew then yes!
  • I am not having any problems with the ladies... but thanks for the advice... just in case I do. I will file it away and pull it out should I need it. You and your advice are top notch!
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