What To Do About TODAY’S TOP 10 FACEBOOK STATUSES 2/14/09

2009 February 14
by Nathan Mallon

Today’s best Facebook statuses currently being used by my friends (on Facebook that is) are listed below. Keep in mind that today is Valentines day, a day that many love and others hate.

(names will remain anonymous)

1.) “says someone sedate me, quick.” – (One person is apparently having a great Valentines Day.)
2.) “grrrr apparently it’s national drive like a slow maniac and list lazily to the left day.” – (Sounds like every day here in Nashville.)
3.) “is says all you fella’s need to start rocking the “Stache”. The beard is out and the mustache is in…” – (So that’s what my problem has been!?!?!? I wish I would have received this advice a week ago, dang it!)
4.) “is hanging out with my grandpa.” – (I wanna hang out with my grandpa.)
5.) “is gonna have a kick ass Vday. UFC 95 Sanchez Vs Stevenson -Live & Free on Spike @ 9.” – (Just wondering what you’ll do when it’s your anniversary?)
6.) “kiss your loved ones today, but don’t give in to the corporate day because hallmak needs to sell more cards!!” – (Very wise council indeed.)
7.) “Anti-Valentines Partay!” – (What could be more fun than a house full of jaded & bitter love haters.)
8.) “Exploding bacon on valentines day” – (I would love to see this.)
9.) “…I need a Valentine for the day, any takers?” – (my dude got like 10 offers)
10.) “is about to take a walk with the love of my life-Jesus!” – (Great every day advice, seriously.)

Happy Singles Awareness Day!!!

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