What To Do About BUTT CRACKS

9 Jan 2009 by Terry Barga, 8 Comments »

Ah ha! A subject that no one else would write about, I can’t imagine why.

Let’s start by pointing out the fact that having a butt crack showing is not at all sexy. I don’t care if you are Matthew Macounhey or Jennifer Lopez, NOT cool. Because at the end of the day, it still is a butt crack, you know, where poop comes from. There is not a whole lot to say about this, let me see if I can sum things up for you: Crack Kills, Crack is Whack.

Put it away and then I will not have to write these stupid articles about your turd cutter. Really, why do I always get the crap articles? First underwear stains and now this.

It’s a good thing that I am not getting paid for this…or is it?

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  • combatchuck

    I am sorry but there is a difference in butt crack viewing. A plumber is one thing but Jennifer Lopez in a bikini is another.

  • http://www.whattodoabout.com wtdanate

    This is very very very true, BUT a turd is a turd!

  • JustMe

    Here we call butt cracks as something like 'piggy bank', it looks like you can put pennies there hehehe

  • http://www.whattodoabout.com wtdaterry

    I have done that before it brings much joy to me. Its even better when the penny is cold.

  • Superwoman

    Buttcrack, eee hmm… (clearing throat for lovely melody)

    I gotta buttcrack, you gotta buttcrack baby, baby
    Lets go down to the the buttcrack city
    we share our cracks with plumber boy Ditty
    I gotta buttcrack, you gotta buttcrack
    Baby!!

    I believe Bull sh** should be replaced with Buttcrack. Lets try it in a sentence.

    Tom – You will never believe what I did today………. blah blah blah he goes on to explain.
    You – ButtCrack man.. thats just buttcrack…

    he he – try it on a friend. : 0 )

  • MrPoppins

    Dude, please. You are sounding like a turd!! What a crappy artical man.

    (I really enjoyed it – just wanted an opportunity to use turd and crappy) hehehe…

  • Superwoman

    Buttcrack, eee hmm… (clearing throat for lovely melody)

    I gotta buttcrack, you gotta buttcrack baby, baby
    Lets go down to the the buttcrack city
    we share our cracks with plumber boy Ditty
    I gotta buttcrack, you gotta buttcrack
    Baby!!

    I believe Bull sh** should be replaced with Buttcrack. Lets try it in a sentence.

    Tom – You will never believe what I did today………. blah blah blah he goes on to explain.
    You – ButtCrack man.. thats just buttcrack…

    he he – try it on a friend. : 0 )

  • MrPoppins

    Dude, please. You are sounding like a turd!! What a crappy artical man.

    (I really enjoyed it – just wanted an opportunity to use turd and crappy) hehehe…