Ah ha! A subject that no one else would write about, I can’t imagine why.
Let’s start by pointing out the fact that having a butt crack showing is not at all sexy. I don’t care if you are Matthew Macounhey or Jennifer Lopez, NOT cool. Because at the end of the day, it still is a butt crack, you know, where poop comes from. There is not a whole lot to say about this, let me see if I can sum things up for you: Crack Kills, Crack is Whack.
Put it away and then I will not have to write these stupid articles about your turd cutter. Really, why do I always get the crap articles? First underwear stains and now this.
It’s a good thing that I am not getting paid for this…or is it?