What To Do About BUTT CRACKS

2009 January 9
by Terry Barga

Ah ha! A subject that no one else would write about, I can’t imagine why.

Let’s start by pointing out the fact that having a butt crack showing is not at all sexy. I don’t care if you are Matthew Macounhey or Jennifer Lopez, NOT cool. Because at the end of the day, it still is a butt crack, you know, where poop comes from. There is not a whole lot to say about this, let me see if I can sum things up for you: Crack Kills, Crack is Whack.

Put it away and then I will not have to write these stupid articles about your turd cutter. Really, why do I always get the crap articles? First underwear stains and now this.

It’s a good thing that I am not getting paid for this…or is it?

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  • MrPoppins
    Dude, please. You are sounding like a turd!! What a crappy artical man.

    (I really enjoyed it - just wanted an opportunity to use turd and crappy) hehehe...
  • Superwoman
    Buttcrack, eee hmm... (clearing throat for lovely melody)

    I gotta buttcrack, you gotta buttcrack baby, baby
    Lets go down to the the buttcrack city
    we share our cracks with plumber boy Ditty
    I gotta buttcrack, you gotta buttcrack
    Baby!!

    I believe Bull sh** should be replaced with Buttcrack. Lets try it in a sentence.

    Tom - You will never believe what I did today.......... blah blah blah he goes on to explain.
    You - ButtCrack man.. thats just buttcrack...

    he he - try it on a friend. : 0 )
  • JustMe
    Here we call butt cracks as something like 'piggy bank', it looks like you can put pennies there hehehe
  • I have done that before it brings much joy to me. Its even better when the penny is cold.
  • combatchuck
    I am sorry but there is a difference in butt crack viewing. A plumber is one thing but Jennifer Lopez in a bikini is another.
  • This is very very very true, BUT a turd is a turd!
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