What To Do About BUTT CRACKS
By: Terry Barga | 9. Jan 2009
Ah ha! A subject that no one else would write about, I can’t imagine why.
Let’s start by pointing out the fact that having a butt crack showing is not at all sexy. I don’t care if you are Matthew Macounhey or Jennifer Lopez, NOT cool. Because at the end of the day, it still is a butt crack, you know, where poop comes from. There is not a whole lot to say about this, let me see if I can sum things up for you: Crack Kills, Crack is Whack.
Put it away and then I will not have to write these stupid articles about your turd cutter. Really, why do I always get the crap articles? First underwear stains and now this.
It’s a good thing that I am not getting paid for this…or is it?
I am sorry but there is a difference in butt crack viewing. A plumber is one thing but Jennifer Lopez in a bikini is another.
This is very very very true, BUT a turd is a turd!
Here we call butt cracks as something like 'piggy bank', it looks like you can put pennies there hehehe
I have done that before it brings much joy to me. Its even better when the penny is cold.
Buttcrack, eee hmm… (clearing throat for lovely melody)
I gotta buttcrack, you gotta buttcrack baby, baby
Lets go down to the the buttcrack city
we share our cracks with plumber boy Ditty
I gotta buttcrack, you gotta buttcrack
Baby!!
I believe Bull sh** should be replaced with Buttcrack. Lets try it in a sentence.
Tom – You will never believe what I did today………. blah blah blah he goes on to explain.
You – ButtCrack man.. thats just buttcrack…
he he – try it on a friend. : 0 )
Dude, please. You are sounding like a turd!! What a crappy artical man.
(I really enjoyed it – just wanted an opportunity to use turd and crappy) hehehe…
Buttcrack, eee hmm… (clearing throat for lovely melody)
I gotta buttcrack, you gotta buttcrack baby, baby
Lets go down to the the buttcrack city
we share our cracks with plumber boy Ditty
I gotta buttcrack, you gotta buttcrack
Baby!!
I believe Bull sh** should be replaced with Buttcrack. Lets try it in a sentence.
Tom – You will never believe what I did today………. blah blah blah he goes on to explain.
You – ButtCrack man.. thats just buttcrack…
he he – try it on a friend. : 0 )
Dude, please. You are sounding like a turd!! What a crappy artical man.
(I really enjoyed it – just wanted an opportunity to use turd and crappy) hehehe…