What To Do About TYING OR NOT TYING YOUR SHOES

2008 October 1
by Nathan Mallon

There are many things that are not totally annoying, but they are slightly annoying. I think tying your shoes is one of those things. I mean it’s something that usually has to be done if you don’t want to risk tripping yourself and breaking your kneecaps off. If you wear shoes that have laces I highly recommend tying your shoes…come on don’t be lazy. You still have both your kneecaps right? Good, you’ll want to keep those.

I also think that it’s important to let everyone know, if you don’t tie your shoe laces then you leave others the opportunity to step on your untied laces and trip you while you are walking. This leaves you looking stupid and the other person laughing at you. You don’t want that.


I highly recommend that you purchase a pair of hip slip on shoes. This will allow you to avoid tying your shoes all together. So, what should you do about tying your shoes? 1) Don’t be lazy. 2) Don’t look stupid. 3). Avoid it if you can by purchasing a pair of hip slip on shoes.

Good day.

“Tying your shoe?” -Uncle Buck (Uncle Buck (1989))

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  • Hey I am with you I hate tying my shoes. I vow to tie once and then never again, make your shoes into a slip on. I will never go back.
  • Kennon
    Thats totally what i do! i don't bother tying then untying when i take 'em off, i just tie a random, elaborate knot that cant be broken. then I'm set until my next pair of shoes
  • Set it and forget it! Thats how I roll...
  • combatchuck
    3 things about tying my shoes. 1) I am lazy. 2) I wont' look stupid even in velcro high tops and 3) "I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes?" ( Red - Shawshank Redemption.)
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