What To Do About FOOTBALL SEASON
By: Terry Barga | 1. Sep 2008
Well, football is finally here! We finally have a reason to sit down and veg out on a Sunday without all the guilt from Sunday’s past… or our wives.
Sure there is a lawn to mow or hedges that need trimmed… but it’s football season… everything else can wait till spring. This is the time of year that the women all sigh as they are reduced to watching re-runs of “what not to wear” on their 19” black and white t.v. in the kitchen… all while there are seven dudes covered in cheetos, hooping and hollerin’, and spilling beer on themselves, watching overpaid dudes beat the living crap out of each other.
Us men (and some women) now have a pass to talk smack, bump guts, and smack some asses for a good cause: FOOTBALL. There is really only one thing left to do… stock up on your favorite things. Beer, chips, adult diapers, and chocolate (for the wife). Sit back, relax, and yell at the TV screen till our team makes it to the super bowl, which if we had a supper bowl would be filled with ice cream topped with barbecue potato chips, chocolate sauce, and a crazy straw for our beer.
I have one thing left to say GO BENGALS!!
Amen
Another reason for me to gain ten pounds. Go Bears!!!
That was beautiful.
I can only watch THE GAMES if I am on the 19 inch B & W in the kitchen. I am beginning to hate Jon and Kate plus 8 and Little People/Big World reruns on TLC. Go Redskins and Colts !!!!
Well Commander, you need to call the troops and take back your TV. Do it for the kids, do it for you but more than anything do it for mankind!
I am so excited about football season and guess what I am a WOMAN. I have been looking forward to seeing the Dallas Cowboys get to the SuperBowl this year. Everyone knows the Bengal's players can't stay out of jail long enough to make it through a week of practice let alone a season of football!
We will see what happens Week 5 this year.
You better hope Pacman can stay out of jail!
while i am not a footballe fan, i am happy you are happy that it's football season. btw, you are so not a sexist, terry.
while i am not a footballe fan, i am happy you are happy that it's football season. btw, you are so not a sexist, terry.
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