My favorite pair of jeans:

Are always in the laundry pile.

Never in the clean laundry pile.

Always being patched.

Never being replaced.

Are always looking good whether teamed with a button down shirt or a t-shirt.

Are never mismatched.

Always have pockets full from the last fun night.

Never have anything in the pockets.

My favorite jeans rock, but they need to be replaced and I can’t find a good pair to pass the torch too… because, let’s face it, my favorite jeans are in need of a fellow race runner in the marathon that is life. I know that was deep, because I would never run in my jeans as the crotch would split, well, more than it already has. My jeans have stories to tell, mainly because they were found in a thrift store and somebody else’s “boys” have been in them before… but I try not to think about that.

Soon they will be replaced and I will have a new pair of jeans to truly exhaust for the next 5 years. Anyone who ever said that money on a good pair of jeans is wasted better recognize that I just said 5 years! And to think, I have an older pair of once favorite jeans that are riddled with holes, those are 7 years old. If my new jeans are reading this, we will be together soon so keep your zipper up… or something,