What To Do About MENS RESTROOM ETIQUETTE
By: Terry Barga | 25. Jul 2008
We are going to do a rundown of the proper things to do in the restroom… well, the mens restroom that is.
Let’s do the don’ts first:
1) Never speak unless spoken to.
2) Never stand too close to the guy next you.
3) Never look to your right or left.
4) Never touch the door with your open hands.
5) Never pick anything up off the bathroom floor, EVER!
6) Never text while you pee.
7) Never talk on the phone while on the john, it will break the others concentration.
8 ) Never breath too deeply in the mens room.
Write these down. They could save your life. Here are the unspoken things to do when In the restroom:
1) Always flush the toilet/urinal with your foot.
2) Always keep a one urinal buffer between you and the other guy.
3) Always go to the last urinal when entering the bathroom… when it is empty.
4) Always shake it, but not more than twice.
5) Always hold the door for the guys coming out with the clean hands if you are going in.
Good luck in there guys, your going to need it.
Terry, I have a question. If you pee on the seat or the rim ( I like to use a stall because it offers a more private feel) should you wipe it off or just let the next guy take care of it?
depends on if there is pee on there before yours, if so then no leave it, if no then wipe off your pee.
What if your pants and underwear fall to your ankles while you are at the urinal. Should you a)immediately hit the floor for cover, b) ask someone esle for assistance beside you c) scurry over and wash your hands first then pick everything up?
I sure would not hit the ground,…..ooww! Maybe scurry over to the sink to wash your hands first but with confidence like you own the place. Besides nobody should be looking.
I sure would not hit the ground,…..ooww! Maybe scurry over to the sink to wash your hands first but with confidence like you own the place. Besides nobody should be looking.
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