What To Do About WEARING FLIP FLOPS

22 Jul 2008 by Terry Barga, 3 Comments »

I will start by saying I like shoes. They are comfy and If you know anything about my previous rants on public bathrooms you will see another reason why.

The other reasons are few… but I feel they give a good idea as to why I would rather wear me a pair of kicks. One being, I would like to think that I am a man of action and in the case of a fight or a robbery of my belongings or someone elses’… I might need to run at a moments notice. Aside from that, I don’t like having my feet stepped on or for them to be crushed by anything.

I also don’t like wet flip flops i.e. wet feet. This bothers me because of the aforementioned running and the slimy feeling that ensues afterward.

So I really don’t like the flip flop or sandals for that matter. I guess because I am a tough guy and think me feet (yes, that reads ‘me feet’) need to be covered just in case I have to throw down.

What do you think? Comment on this and we can discuss your likes and dislikes and the flip flop.

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  • http://www.whattodoabout.com wtdaTim

    haha… It's funny when you say “What do you think? Comment on this and we can discuss… “

    Yeah let's discuss the flip flip… only here at WTDA can you have such invigorating conversation. Well… you already know what I think: What To Do About FINDING A DECENT PAIR OF FLIP FLOPS

  • http://www.whattodoabout.com wtdaTim

    haha… It's funny when you say “What do you think? Comment on this and we can discuss… “

    Yeah let's discuss the flip flip… only here at WTDA can you have such invigorating conversation. Well… you already know what I think: What To Do About FINDING A DECENT PAIR OF FLIP FLOPS

  • Earache My Ed

    I concur. Flip flops are for chicks in bikinis and hippies. First, there’s that annoying slapping sound that sounds like two fat people fucking. Second, with rare exception, toes are ugly lil sumbitches, not to mention smelly and dirty, cover them shits up dog. Third, you can get that annoying blister between your first and second toes in that painful little fleshy area. Not cool. I think we should ban them.