What To Do About ‘THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID’ JOKES
By: Terry Barga | 27. Jun 2008
That’s what she said (TWSS) has always been good to me. It produces a lot of laughs even when we shouldn’t be laughing. Toilet humor is what my life has come to now as the ticket to fast laughs and good times. Well, that and liquor.
It has been said that the phrase TWSS gets used too much, to this I say “nope”. You can over do things like having too much salt in your food, or too much junk in your trunk, but as to TWSS you just have to know the right place to do it… that’s what she said. (sorry it had to be done)
So if you are wondering where you can let this fly, here are some options:
1) Any construction job anywhere in the world
2) Around a campfire
3) In a car full of dudes on a road to anywhere
4) In the mens bathroom (don’t know why)
5) When your friend is taking a big gulp of his big gulp (Delivery is key)
If you can find a way to work it in a public setting you will get a laugh if you can deliver it well… but you had better be sure because you don’t want to go down with the TWSS ship. You need to use caution, I mean, it’s the last thing I want my boys to say, because, they are young and… really, I shouldn’t have to explain this. Use discretion.
What’s weird is when you get a chick contributing… but girls usually know how to make this particular joke funnier. Even more fun is a TWSS that is completely off and would never work, this can escalate into euphoric laughter… and isn’t that what its all about anyway. I mean who doesn’t like a good delivery? Thats What She Said!!
no comment… oh wait… hmmm.
Tim, that's not what she said, trust me.
I should start a dollar for all your TWSS jokes. If I could actually get all of you to pay I'd be rich.
charging, I meant to say charging.
truth. perhaps we should hear more about this campfire business.
…or perhaps about your little weiner dog named woody who like bonfires and cookouts. eh?
Ha!! you said woody.
dood, this is the best TWSS moment EVER: i was in the car riding home at around 11 o'clock from a show i was in, and my brother was complaining about how late it was… so he was all like “xxxxx, Paul, why did your thing have to be so long?!?” and then I was all like “THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!” and my mom was all like “that's very innopropriate!” and my DAD was all like “HAHAHAHAHA!!!” yep…. it makes me r0flm40 every time i think about it… good times… good times…….
That is a great story! I like the fact that dad was laughing even though hes probably going to get in trouble for it later….
Hahahaha I just had an awesome that's what she said.
My brother's girlfriend: “Hurry up! I have to work at 4!”
My brother: “Okay, Okay, I'm coming. One second.”
Me:”That's what she said!”
Brother's girlfriend:”Eww. Manda! That was gross! That was not funny!”
Brother:”Hahahah yes it was! High five!”
*high five takes place.*
Great. Hahah
There should be a reward for that kind of fast thinking! Way to go killapants!
Never going to get old.
About: being able to draw when i was a kid
“I used to be really good with my hands, but now I just suck.”
Never going to get old.
About: being able to draw when i was a kid
“I used to be really good with my hands, but now I just suck.”