I know what you are thinking, child‚Äôs play‚Ä¶ right? Wrong! I take it pretty seriously, it‚Äôs because I rock at it. And also because some times the water is cold, so when it comes down to it I would much rather get a tan than lose my pecker to shrinkage. So what is better than an ocean view, or than bikini clad women? Building a massive sand castle! Yeah, that‚Äôs right, a freaking amazing, larger than life, almost dangerous, awesome sand castle!!
In case you are wondering how my thanksgiving went, that is what I did, and yes, it was cool. I also learned that people love castles especially the ladies. That‚Äôs right fellas, chicks dig mounds of sand sculpted to look like a turtle or a whale‚Ä¶ maybe even Mayan ruins. I am not telling you what to do but I think it‚Äòs pretty obvious don‚Äôt you? Beside all of the big reasons to build a sand castle, there is the fun of doing something incredibly off the wall on a big holiday. Rather than eating yourself into a stooper, get up and go somewhere awesome. Then get some shovels and dig the biggest sand castle ever! I did it and now I feel better about life or something like that. Well, at least I got a killer tan.
It is also fun to watch the water destroy your new creation. I think it has something to do with the whole “I built this and am proud of it” or something like that. It is probably just because us men love to see stuff demolished. Oh, and ladies, if you want a man that is strong, tan, and has a sense of artistic design… then what you want is a sand-sculpting engineer. So get busy shaping that sand.